When I saw you today on the news far away
You were talking about war, it was hard to ignore
Your blonde shiny hair like an angel I swear
Your eyes shimmered blue then I ran home to you
So I got in your house like a quiet little mouse
I'm in love, I suppose, so I slept in your clothes
But in a frame with a man by your side, my Diane
It was shaped like heart and my world fell apart
Then I waited a week for you to get back
And I know where you'd go, you were going to Jack
You opened the door, I was hard to ignore
With blood in my face and with Jack in a case
Yeah, this is who I am
I love you, Diane
Forget about Jack, he's not coming back
But I'm gonna be your man
Yeah, this is who I am
I love you, Diane
I waited so long, your boyfriend is gone
You got me instead, cause I cut off his head
I waited so long and now we can talk
Do you feel the same is that why you're in shock
You might wonder why Jack is placed in a bag
I'll tell you the truth but I don't mean to brag
Yeah, I cut off his toe and a foot and a leg
I thought he was gone when he started to beg
He screamed out your name, I thought he's gone insane
He died when he screamed out in pain
Yeah, this is who I am
I love you, Diane
Forget about Jack, he's not coming back
But I'm gonna be your man
Yeah, this is who I am
I love you, Diane
I waited so long, your boyfriend is gone
You got me instead, cause I cut off his head
Diane, Diane, Diane
Just say that we can fall in love
Diane, Diane, Diane
Let me be your man while you can
Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane...
Yeah, this is who I am
God damn you, Diane
Forget about Jack, he's not coming back
But I'm gonna be your man
Yeah, this is who I am
I love you, Diane
I waited so long, your boyfriend is gone
It's me now instead, cause I cut off his head
Yeah, this is who I am
A k**er, Diane
Just please let me say before they take me away
That I want to be your man, Diane