Jesus Christ will resurrect
He's got his BMI royalty to collect
He's not the white
Fragile hippie
He looks and acts more like
an indignant Ice-T
Jesus Christ is coming back
He wants to kick Mel Gibsons a**
Superstar, The Pa**ion of
He wants his money not your love
He's been kickin 2000 years
He's fixed a lot sports
And drank a million beers
Some x-tasy, A thin white line
He says designer d**
Beat the hell out of wine
Jesus Christ on vacation
Spreading ma**ive religion
"Sex and d**, we abstain"
He thinks Christians are insane
They don't know love,
they know fear and moral hauteur
Scare tactics I never taught
"If you're gonna look to me,
better get rose coloured shades,
Cuz what you see is what you get"