You'll probably get car-jacked in South Africa
And the women get attacked more in South Africa
The miners get their arms hacked in South Africa
But at least you've got the most cases of AIDS
The mountains are flatter in South Africa
You eat worms off a platter in South Africa
Law and order doesn't matter in Johannesburg
But your crime rate is the best in the world
You don't need to wear a sweater in South Africa
And the diamonds are blood redder in South Africa
f**ing virgins makes you better if you've got HIV
This is the greatest country in the world
You don't need to wear a sweater in South Africa
And the diamonds are blood redder in South Africa
f**ing virgins makes you better if you've got HIV
South Africa is the greatest country in the world!