Ripped Wrestler Speedo
Verse 1
Do I really have to catch 649 Pokemon?
69 is fun when I'm on top
Not even a supervillain named Stop-Man can stop me
If you wanna get high for free just start spinning around
Hold on let me drink some beer
Everything is ok as long as Mr. T is here
What do you mean “why am I here early?”
I'm here for the worms
I just learned that babies are just little people
I'm sorry seafood, please forgive me
I feel like Supafly Jimmy Snuka – I got the hook-up
Britney Spears is my mom - Alaikum Salaam
I wanna do a puppet show with Uncle Joey from Full House
I'm going outside to smoke this blunt there's too many n***as in the house
I use jerk sauce to jerk my chicken
Your girl don't want an employee, she wants a big boss man
Where's my weed at?
Please stop calling me a reject
Arrr Matey! I'm a pirate, give me your booty!
Ask a Jamaican what ja makin'
Bloodclot, ackee and saltfish
Give me a kiss on the tip of my dick
-hook-
She don' want a little man to caress her
She wan' big man to slam like a wrestler
Slam like a wrestler, slam like a wrestler
She wan' big man to slam like a wrestler
-repeat-
Verse 2
My girl Randy likes to call me Macho Man
Hi, I'm a Big Deal like my name is The Big Deal
You look delicious can I have a bite?
After your bedtime story it's time to say goodnight
I walk the streets, cuz only b**hes side-walk
Let's walk to Wal-Mart and buy some walkie talkies
Oh it's summertime already? What the f**?
It's bad luck not to tie your shoes
I'm just another black man with some white man blues
Hey n***a help me find Blue's Clues
I don't wanna pick, you choose
You better get home right now mommy is looking for you
Let's see some twerk teen teamwork
Have you ever jerked off in the ocean
I would gladly pay you for a hamburger on Tuesday for a hamburger today
G'way from me, g'way from me now
Go into the store and buy some sardines and bread
I hate having to teach a woman how to give head
It's not like I know how to s** dick
I'm so glad I don't have to work this weekend
I'm from Jamaica, I live right near da beach
Smoke weed and listen to Bob Marley
-hook-