It's sad when a pig feeds on the mischief of the youth It makes me sick 'cause theres nothing I can do It's serve and protect not frisk and molest Put your hands where I can see 'em here comes small town's best Well if you want a free ride in a cop car just look at a pig its a felony so far 'Cause you can't have fun in your own town It's the small town cops that need a beat down When ya don't stop don't stop ya get pulled over by the cops And they search your car just 'cause ya got dreadlocks 'Cause ya might be trafficking coke h**n or weed Ya might be doing crystal meth or dropping LSD It's not your fault, it's just stupidity 'Cause all ignorance knows is what is sees So as the ba** drops stop cops pop pop stc's piggy p's straight up f*ck the police! Well if you want a free ride in a cop car just look at a pig its a felony so far 'Cause you can't have fun in your own town It's the small town cops that need a beat down
Dodgin' bears with the Bandit, No Service is my runner I'll raid your reservoir like every f*ckin' summer--what a bummer The flat foot fuzz caught a stunner When I'm stone cold I bite crime hungry as a hippo Jungle Play got me mad fresh Five point exploding heart through the bullet proof vest So, po-little-iggy won't you take 5 paces? I shred punks in suits and dispose the cases Too many balloons got me bouncing around the room Something smells fishy so I grab my harpoon I caught ya blinkin' when I'm drinkin' arc sinkin' on your last crusade In my temple of doom! If you want a free ride in a cop car just look at a pig its a felony so far 'Cause you can't have fun in your own town Its the small town cops that need a beat down If you want a free ride in a cop car just look at a pig its a felony so far 'Cause you can't have fun in your own town Its the small town cops that need a beat down