My friend Shelley There's a twist in my underpants Something in my insides We've been inseparable since you pushed me off that slide It's cheesy but this bond we have's too strong to fail But lately there's been a wall between us I can't scale I'm scared I'm gonna push you away With the things I want to say Like telling your boyfriend he's a creep So I tell him to f** off in my sleep You are formidable and you've so much to say
And I am ready to jump this ship and walk your way It's clear to me that he'd rather we didn't make a fuss But that's alright we'll just let him roll his eyes at us Let them roll their eyes at us Take me driving in your tiny car We'll go to Seaburn, it's not that far Get some perspective while walking on the beach And we'll shout f** off at the sea