Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB. I'm 5 years old and my dad's giant sitting beside me. And the engine rattles my bum like berserk While we're singin, 'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!' My dad's totally had a bloody hard day But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away And the procession of cars stuck behind are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind. An' we're holdin up the bypa** oh Me and my dad havin a top laugh oh woah Sittin on the toolbox oh And I'm so glad I'm not in schoolbus So glad I'm not in school Oh no... And we pull over to let the cars pa** And pull off again, speedin by the summer green gra** And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex! And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets And I'll tell all my mates, my dad's ba barakas Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas And We're holdin up the bypa** oh Me and my dad havin a top laugh oh woah
Sittin on the toolbox oh And I'm so glad I'm not in schoolbus So glad I'm not in school And we're holdin up the bypa** oh oh Me and my dad havin a top laugh oh woah I'm sittin on the toolbox oh oh And I'm so glad I'm not in schoolbus So glad I'm not in school - Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round And we're holdin' up the bypa** woah Me and my dad havin a top laugh oh woah And I'm sittin on the toolbox oh >And I'm so glad I'm not in schoolbus So glad I'm not in school Aw, said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.