Well I'm rumbling in this JCB,
I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant,
Sitting beside me,
And the engine rattles my bum like bazzerk,
While we're singing,
Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work.
And my dad's probably had a bloody hard day,
But he's been good fun and bubblin and joking away,
And the procession of cars stuck behind,
Are getting more impatient and angry but we don't mind.
And we're holding up the bypa**,
Oh-oh,
We and my dad havin' a top laugh
Oh-oh-oh,
And I'm sitting on the tool box,
Oh-oh,
And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss,
So glad I'm not in school,
Oh no-oo.
And we pull over to let cars past,
And pull off again speeding by this summer green gra**,
And we're like giants up here in our big yello digger,
Like zoids or transformers or maybe even bigger,
I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex,
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets,
And I'll tell all my mates,
My dad's B.A.Baracus,
Only with a JCB, and Bruce Lee's numchuckers...
And we're holding up the bypa**,
Oh-oh,
me and my dad having a top laugh,
Oh-oh-oh,
And I'm sitting on the tool box,
Oh-oh,
And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss,
So glad I'm not in school,
Oh no.
And we're holding up the bypa**,
Oh-oh,
me and my dad having a top laugh,
Oh-oh-oh,
And I'm sitting on the tool box,
Oh-oh,
And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss,
So glad I'm not in school,
Oh no.
Said I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around in his JCB,
I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around in his JCB,
I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around in his JCB,
I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around-
And we're holding up the bypa**,
Oh-oh,
Me and my dad having a top laugh,
Oh-oh-oh,
And I'm sitting on the toolbox,
Oh-oh,
And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss,
So glad I'm not in school,
Oh no.
Said I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around in his JCB,
I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around in his JCB,
I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around in his JCB,
I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee,
Drives me around in his JCB.