Your life is sh** sh** Your life is over Bull Your life is mine Cry Your life is hell Hell I'm gonna die Dying with you just I'm going to die To wear my libido I'm gonna try To find it with you just I'm gonna try Do what they say Your life is sh** sh** Your life is strange And insane Your life is not the size of crap Your life is now Now I'm gonna die Dying with you just I'm going to hell Without my libido I'm gonna try To find it with you just I'm going to hell Without my libido I'm gonna die Dying with you just I'm going to hell Without my libido I'm gonna try To find it with you just I'm gonna die Do what they say Your life is sh** "I'm gonna open myself up a flea market I'm gonna open myself up a flea market And you're gonna wish that you did And retire on the profits First off I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. bu*terworth jars And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf with my 800 dollar a month tax free Century 21 shop
And then I am going to put my Mrs. bu*terworth syrup jars on the shelf Next to all the commemorative fast food chain gla**es and cups I've accumulated over the past 62 years Then I'm going to get some plywood I'm going to get some plywood and cut them up into two by two piece squares Then I'm going to get some burlap and I'm going to cut them into two by two piece squares and then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood And then I'm going to go to the beach I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood and glue them onto the plywood and burlap And sell em for lots of money People will be paying top dollar for my kids new used new toys and clothing Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss stained mattress I've been sleeping on..."