I am the toughest f**ing ninja
That you've ever seen
I k**ed a king
And changed the course of European history
But that's all in the past
I am changing fast
I'm switching up my stance
'Cause I just wanna
I just wanna dance!
Look at me I'm dancing!
Son of a b**h I'm dancing!
Watch me go!
Watch me go!
I've banged a thousand hotter girls
Than the hottest girl you've ever seen
I'll ninja-thrust and take you to orgasmic places
You have never been
But I don't want romance
Or any dalliance
So bu*ton up your pants
'Cause I just wanna
I just wanna dance!
You gotta believe I'm dancing
Jesus the Christ I'm dancing!
You now believe in God!