I met a girl a few weeks ago
She's so smart and beautiful
When she's around I feel my heartbeat
Down in the very depths of my soul
So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
We're going on a cross country trip
Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
We'll start a meaningful relationship
(f** that! Woo!)
Let's hit the road
I was so close to
Personal growth so California here I come (Haaa haa ha ha)
I wanna bone
Across the nation
Let's bust a load of Summer fun
I porked most of New York
I banged 'em silly in Philly
I had 'em screaming for Baltimore
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
We're only half way through day four
G-g-g-gave some C to DC
Bust coconuts on Miami
I shot puree on Santa Fe
I gave some penix to Phoenix
And my nuts rattled Seattle
So hard they felt it in LA (Take that! Yeah!)
Now here we are
In California
These girls are hot and Brian got us a new yacht
(He k**ed the previous owner)
Let's raise the sail for a gonad-venture
This bo*er quest has just begun
I left 'em smitten in Britain
And had s** so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina
Then things got beejy in Fiji
I had a four-way in Norway
And started breedin' with Sweden
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
I did some bu*t stuff with Russians
Until they got a concussion
I banged-ladesh!
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh cause
I conquered Earth
It is time to move on
Let's take a rocket
Find some hot alien s*uts
(Set phasers to thrust!)
No time for spacesuits
I am way too horny
Let's show this Galaxy what's
Haukkcckckckckckcckkckck...