Fancy meeting you here!
Looks like you listened all the way to the end of the album
Kudos!
We hope you enjoyed yourself
And that it was a musical adventure that touched your heart
Your mind, your bu*t, your soul
Your bu*t again and of course, your schpoodle
A lot of bands don't get the chance to make six albums
So we just wanted to thank you, the fans
From the bottom of our schpoodles for supporting us
We love you so much
And we promise to have s** with and/or k** as many of you as possible
Sorry, Brian and I have competing agendas
Until next time
As they say in Italy, au revoir
That means good morning!