Buongiorno!
That's hello in Spanish
My name is Danny Sexbang
And I'd like to welcome you to Ninja Sex Party's sixth album
Cool Patrol
Can you believe it's been six albums already?
Why, it seems like only yesterday
That I single-handedly started this two-person band all by myself!
And definitely not with Ninja Brian
Whoever that is
And now we have four original
And two cover albums to our name
With all this stuff under our belt
It seems that we've really come far
Indeed, we've come farther and faster than
Anyone could've expected us to come
Shooting our luscious jams all over your body
Year after year after year
And no matter how hard you try to wipe those last remaining notes off your perky-
You know what
I need to be alone for a minute
So please enjoy
Cool Patrol
Oh god!