Mary Lee let's jump the turnstile
It's been awhile and I wanted to say
You're very dear to me
Found out in therapy
Sandra Jane let's play in your school-yard
You're so smart, I just want to tell you
You're very dear to me
You and your chemistry
Oh, and you will find
That it's the defects of our minds
Which brings us here
t-t-t-t-together
Veronica from Bedford, Williamsburg
You're so elite with your feminist prose
You're very dear to me
Despite your poetry
Eustacia, bounding and gagging
You're such a thrill, I put you right on the pill
You're very dear to me
Now have your way with me
Oh, and you will find
That it's the defects of our minds
Which brings us here
t-t-t-t-together