You're so cool you're so cool Walking down the hall Wild eyes they are black Like the magic 8 ball You got guns for trophies Mounted up like animal heads With the skulls of all the High school champs you keep In rows above the bed, you told me "When I'm good, I'm very good But when I'm bad, I'm better" I'm yours forever, I'm yours forever You're so cool you're so cool I'll bet when you were born
All the orange Crush and Nehi soda Bottles in the world fizzed over They wanna break your heart But it's made of blood and tar You carry all that suffering Like a gun between your arms You told me "When I'm good, I'm very good But when I'm bad, I'm better" I'm yours forever, I'm yours forever And I see the future and there's no d**h 'Cause you and I we're angels