Stand up, you sit down 'Cos your ceiling's too low, there's no chairs on the ground See you, you see me And my views are obscured by your giant T.V These things mean so much But there's something here that's not quite right There's something rotten in here
And the house is weird And all the people that come Will all concede it's easy It's easy You see steps to this door But they lead me upstairs, though there's only one floor See things, they're not clear 'Cos you're vision impaired, but the truth isn't there