Pa pa papa pa pa package tours Only fifty pounds and the world is yours Pay us cash or pay us cheque Or pay us anything We'll be happy just to serve you On your summer fling Have you been to Paris in the spring Strolled the champs and seen the strippers swing The sky is blue, the Seine is too There's lots of things to do So just relax and come next week To our office down the street Bungles will be waiting at the bus The French are crooks so put your trust in us We'll get you fish and chips And English beer to wet your lips Yes never fear The Bungles man is here Time will fly you'll dread the thought of home
Paris and Geneva Brussels Rome Running round the Vatican a s**ing your ice cream Let Bungles guide your summer dream Yes never fear the Bungles man is here Strolling neath the palm trees by the sea Away from everyone and almost free Push your way through crowded streets Be careful what you buy The Bungles man will tell you why Yes never fear, the Bungles man is here Bungles fortnight must have gone by quick Sorry if the coach made you feel sick And now you're back in your home town Bright shades of lobster brown What's that? you want to come tto come next year Well never fear, Bungles will be here