Well, i lived with one Well, i lived with one, i lived with two, I even lived with a third I wanna tell you about number one He was a miserable sh**wringing turd Like he reminded me of some evil gnome Shakin hands was like shakin a hot, fat, oily bone Holdin on for far too long Yes he took me in, he took me in He said that i looked pale and thin I told him he looked fat His lips were red and lickin wet His house was roastin hot In fact it was a f**in slum Scum! scum! Well then he hooked up with some s*ut from the same game Black snow! black snow! co*ks**stress, and i should know Mean and vicious, her microphone always smelled suspicious His and herpes bath towel type If you know what i mean I could not look at him, worm He'd be takin a shower and who should walk in
He was the epitome of their type Her middle name was welcome, his was wipe Scum! scum! Well you're on the sh** list Thrust and twist, twist and screw You gave me a bad review And maybe you think that it's all just water under the bridge Well my unfriend, i'm the type that holds a grudge I'm your creator I think you f**in traitor, chronic masturbator, sh**licker, user, self-abuser, jigger jigger! What rock did you crawl from? Which ..... did you come? You judas, brutus, vitus, scum! Hey four-eyes, come That's right, it's a gun Face is bubble, blood, and ...... street Snowman with six holes clean into his fat f**in guts Psychotic drama mounts Guts well deep then a spring is fount (?) I unload into his eyes Blood springs Dead snow Blue skies