[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles of History !
Albert Einstein
VERSUS
Stephen Hawking
Begin !
[Couplet 1 - Einstien]
When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown
So take a seat Steve. Oh, I see you brought your own
What's with your voice, I can't frickin' tell
You sound like WALL-E havin s** with a Speak & Spell
I'll school you anywhere, M.I.T to Oxford
All your fans will be like "Humm, that was Hawk-ward !"
I'm as dope as 2 rappers, you better be scared
Cause that means Albert E equals MC Squared !
[Couplet 2 - Steven Hawking]
You've got no idea what you're messin with here boy
I've got 12 inch rims on my chair, that's how I roll yall
You look like someone glued a mustache on a Troll doll
I'll be stretching out the rhyme like gravity stretches time
When you try to put your little p-brain against this kind of mind
I'm the best, I'm the Snoop Dogg of Science
I'll be droppin mad-apples on your head from the shoulders of giants
[Couplet 3 - Einstien]
I'm the giant who shoulders you'd have stood on, if you could stand !
I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand
You can't destroy matter or me for serious
Rippin holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was !
[Couplet 4 - Hawking]
There are ten million
Million million million million million million million million
Particles in the universe that we can observe
Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd
You wanna bring the heat with them mushroom clouds you're makin
I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan
And while it's true that my work is based on you
I'm a supercomputer you're like a TI-82
[Outro]
Who won ?
Who's next ?
You decide !
Epic Rap BattlesOfHistoryyyyyyyyyyy !