[Intro]
My name is Jeff
I wanna f**ing die
Hey hey ho
[Hook: Fried Rice]
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
If you wanna reach me, gotta get past my memes
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
[Verse 1: Fried Rice]
Motherf**er I'm living the dream
I created this new phase of the meme scene
While every other rapper gets f**in' beaned
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen, yeah
The dankest memer on this planet Earth
Even Jesus knows I'm a god, word, I got
High worth, my memes are blocked by no facade
My memes are the creamiest, yes I'm the memeiest
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
[Hook: Fried Rice]
[Verse 2: Nezpah]
I ain't Asian, I don't eat dogs or cats
But I got 100 b**hes on the Snapchats
They ask, "Got anything for me to see?"
I say, "Hey you wanna see my memes?"
She says, "Oh I'm already getting wet"
I say, "My memes are the best, oh you can bet it
Now girl, show me them tits"
And that's how I first s**ually a**aulted a woman
[Hook: Nezpah]
[Bridge]
YOU FEEBLE MINDED MORTALS WILL NEVER COMPREHEND THE POWER I HAVE ACCUMULATED, I USE THESE TERMS SUCH AS "DANK MEMES" TO TRY AND TAP INTO YOUR COGNITIVE RANGE AND I WILL IN FACT USE THE ENERGY THAT I HAVE GOTTEN TO ASCEND FROM THIS MORTAL REALM, YOU FOOLS
[Verse 3: Fried Rice]
Teriyaki, sushi, dish of that fried rice
Call me Asian, eating b**hes out real nice
Sorry too easy, had that written down, cuh
Why eat dinner at the dog pound, cause
You can dine on some fresh memes
Steamy, creamy, from the streamy
Manufactured in the memey machinery
Makes you start screaming, found daydreaming
Wake up, motherf**er, it's time for some memes, I said
Wake up, motherf**er, it's time for some memes
[Hook: Fried Rice & Nezpah]
[Outro]
Y'all can't fight our meme team!
Hold up, what else rhymes with meme, let's see...
Beam... seam... theme... supreme... hahaha...
I love that meme sh** man, hilarious
I could nut cause of it