[Intro: Fried Rice & Nezpah]
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
[Verse 1: Fried Rice]
Motherf**er I'm living the dream
I created this new phase of the music scene
While every other rapper gets f**in' beaned
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
I have the dankest memes on this planet Earth
Even Jesus Christ calls me a god
High worth, my memes are blocked by no facade
My memes are the creamiest, yes I'm the memeiest
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
[Hook: Fried Rice & Nezpah]
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
If you disagree with me, I think you just have sh** memes
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
[Verse 2: Nezpah]
I ain't Asian, I don't eat dogs or cats
But I got 100 b**hes on the Snapchats
They ask, "Got anything for me to see?"
I say, "Hey you wanna see my memes?"
She says, "Oh I'm already wet"
I say, "My memes are the best, oh you can bet it"
Now girl, show me them tits
And that's how I first s**ually a**aulted a woman
[Hook: Fried Rice & Nezpah]
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
If you disagree with me, I think you just have sh** memes
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
[Bridge]
YOU FEEBLE MINDED MORTALS WILL NEVER COMPREHEND THE POWER I HAVE ACCUMULATED, I USE THESE TERMS SUCH AS "DANK MEMES" TO TRY AND TAP INTO YOUR COGNITIVE RANGE AND I WILL USE THE ENERGY THAT I HAVE GOTTEN TO ASCEND FROM THIS MORTAL REALM
[Hook: Fried Rice & Nezpah]
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
If you disagree with me, I think you just have sh** memes
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen