Saturday night smashed out of my brains
Laying on the floor looking really intelligent
Oh what's news I hear you say
All of my dreams have gone down the drain
It just goes to show I wasn't paying attention
Things just worsened day by day
In every way.
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Oh, oh look at me
I'm as hip as i can be
I'm wasted, just look at the mess I am in. Spent half of the night walking the streets
Looking for a party that never existed
Every week is just the same
Well we talked about s** but never of love
We bragged about girls with which we'd had fun
Oh but the thing that's really sad
We never had.
Chorus:
I was brilliant at school but not in exams
My teachers they could not understand
How five years work went to the wall
And then I got into trouble 'cos I got in the way
When things went wrong, well I got the blame
I was Idle through no fault of my own
None of my own.
Chorus:
Oh, look at me no-one 'round here wants me
I'm wasted just look at the mess I am in.
Down there, they are laughing at you
Down there, it is you who's gonna get screwed
Down there they will walk all over you
Down there ,down there, down there.