Friday night, pa**ed out
In the street, can't believe
What I see, what I hear
Think I've had, too many bears
See a girl, in my bed
She took the halo from my head
Call me scum, I'm a bum
Mommy look what I've become
He did it again
My identical twin
So let the party begin
‘Cause I'm not going home
And you can tell all your friends
That I'll be dressed to the tens
And I won't make amends
If you tell me I had
One too many drinks,
One too many fights,
One too many nights
In a rut, getting drunk,
Ending up with a scar.
Kicked out of a bar
Feeling like a sh**,
‘Cause I hit rock bottom
I've had one too many, hey! Hey!
‘Cause I've had one too many, hey! Hey!
One too many. One too many.
Fist up, in the air
Lose my balance on the stairs
Red – the color of the night
Who's that beauty wearing white?
I hear a song about to start
I hear the in my heart
Listen close, I'll sing it true
f** you and the things you do.
Officer, please
Don't point your finger at me
If I play you a song, will you let me along?
‘Cause I missed what you said
I think I'll sleep when I'm dead
‘Cause the bomb in my head
Is screaming 3-2-1
One too many drinks,
One too many fights,
One too many nights
In a rut, getting drunk,
Ending up with a scar.
Kicked out of a bar
Feeling like a sh**,
'cause I hit rock bottom
I've had one too many, hey! Hey!
‘Cause I've had one too many, hey! Hey!
One too many drinks at the bar
Chillin' like a star
Here's to you, here's to me
Here's to what tonight could be.
You're not bringing me down
Won't let you push me around
And I ain't leaving this town
So you'd best throw me out
‘Cause if you're f**ing with me
I'll give you something to see
Now open both of your eyes
I'm out here walking the line.
One too many drinks,
One too many fights,
One too many nights
In a rut, getting drunk,
Ending up with a scar.
Kicked out of a bar
Feeling like a sh**,
‘Cause I hit rock bottom.
I've had one too many drinks,
One too many fights,
One too many nights
In a rut, getting drunk,
Ending up with a scar.
Kicked out of a bar
Feeling like a sh**,
‘Cause I hit rock bottom
I've had one too many, hey! Hey!
‘Cause I've had one too many, hey! Hey!
One too many.