You increase my shelf-life and pa**ers-by just can't help staring at me
My bargain basement's all sold out and while stocks last I'll keep myself back for you
It's not what you know, it's who you know...
This summer's price is the best one yet
Last winter I was a new range in, but fashions change so rearrange my space
And I'll bring home the bacon for you
It's not what you know, it's who you know
Make mine the last one, and we'll have big fun
Avoid the humdrum, and pull a fast one
And I could get a good job if I tried
All boredom adds to deadly sins while bargain bins like this
Keep coming in
Keep coming in, keep coming in...
It's not what you know, it's who you know