Your best dress, your TV, you're closely followed by me
Your best dress, your TV, your exit, mighty exit
We'll open especially for you, if you want us to
A night out or two might be all we'd expect of you
It'll be valuable practice for all of you, your arms and legs
Your smilling faces, it's your saving graces
Exit body, exit mind
And their dumb catch phrases, well it still amazes
Exit body, exit mind
Your best dress, your TV, you're closely followed by me
Your best dress, your TV, your exit, mighty exit
You exit, you feel free, you count then come and find me
You exit, you feel free, you count then come and find me
Your exit, mighty exit
Eight pints of the stuff is all that you've got
You don't know where it's been whose is it, don't wanna know
Tell me more and I'll be the first to go
Your arms and legs, your staying places
The warm embraces - exit body, exit mind
The last disgraces - you're a waste of space
Exit body, exit mind
So widen and fence off the gap between me and you
Jobs for the boys, and a tip for the wrecking crew
Truth of it is that it's plain you've not got a clue
When the truth of it is that it's plain you don't have a clue