[Chorus: Peeta Parka] This sh** is cla**ic Call it Jura**ic (2x) [Peeta Parka] I think it's time for the champ to go I'm the number one guy not the rock or stone cold But what you don't know is that my flows so sharp they be callin' me Razor Ramon I'm not the bad guy I'm the worst one You say you could rap well I Kanto ya not the first one Ooh that hurt them Rugrat a** n***as need to go to bed wait don't forget to burp them My worst pun is still better than ya best Tryna find ya sk**s better go on a Johnny quest My sh** ain't hard to see my heart ain't on my sleeve cause I bear arms like a bulletproof vest I'm better than the best put me to the test Running through this game stay truckin' n***as Hess Yes I'm back and I'm better than ever Bringing up old sh** but still keep it clever Hanna Barbera cartoons to cameras Catch me at the megaplex movin' like a phantom With a handgun but it's just a water pistol Supersoak that white tee hoping we gone see a nipple Oh man that sh** was wrong Singing along to Sisquo never seen a thong Can't wait to grow up and play beer pong Hit the bong and see some dinosaurs when you hear this song [Chorus: Vade] [Vade] Back up in this booth Wings logos like i can fly Tryna be draped in 1s Like its 1985 1985 but its not for soup that im bowling Here for Airs like Anne Boleyn So many kicks, my sole glowin Yeah, im the Last Dragon Wake the dead like im Mushu This beat came out before dail up See, that nostalgia is crucial A young dude, Vade, child of the deep web Racing Razor scooters rushing to watch Recess Im the best The greatest like Ali or Gretzky More talent than the 92 USA Dream Team Great Scott, my flux capacity is going haywire We Monstars, with no fouls Moron we play hard And stomp on beats till their eyes out like Pixar Im Wile E. My bombs might hurt, dont cause casualties
Fatality? Actually you haters are just babalities Im a Knock Out like Kid Dynamite, you really dont wanna box with me And if you haters sleepin just make sure you watch my Dreamcast Away and keep on running like Forrest or Woody, real fast And my flow ain't flying its just falling with style Im beyond Lightyears but i lack all the power I'm so amazing. Some might say Spectacular You're Spidey Senses tingling cuz my Ultimate Ma**acre Bast from the past, yo we made it this far? Splashing milk at the screen stomp around like Reptar [Chorus:MJ] [MJ] Remember that time that Otto rocket did that ollie mcvarial 900 Or when Keisha said that was a booty hole on the magic school bus? Yeah sh** got weird. So i stopped talking to her But The past wasn't tame, unlame Talking on AIM mayne it'll never be the same, but hey, whats your screen name Talking to this la** Cute like Suzie Crabgra** But the past is in the past Don't be cra**, let me tap dat a** Hit that dougie funny Get the money, honey, jessica alba, rabbit like a bunny Don't be a f**in dummy Like gir, zim, whats the word? Lets figure, it out, girl But don't get hurt I'll be Ernie, be my Bert, pause Mark Summers in the Sand,her Hand is in my hand, we Kissing in the jungle, jim Carrey, that was dumb, Hairy Ugh that wasn't fun so i'll Dip and Take my sh** and get back Cause you don't know me like that I'm not that into you Like garfield on a monday I'm so anti Arthur I can't learn to work and play Read my xanga, girl Cause its like you act the same As every other ho in here You're driving me insane Ah'm a real monster I lost the heart like link Worried about the mulah Smell that green, lady tink So work it is, f** love, cause I'm feelin More sad about Philly and keely, but not really, this was super silly like Some strings