Diane I am hot And I am cold and Hard and swollen Come relieve me Kneel down beneath me Tear me open and release me I'm being taken Half-way swallowed Hair is up now Cheeks are hollow I feel lifted She is gifted My legs trembled My hand's drifted Behind her head I think that I might be in love She'll give in and She'll get on it Once she knows how bad I want it And she'll turn herself around My hands clamp tight around her shoulders With one arm she'll push off the wall And I'll bend that body over I swear once I get up in her She completely melts around me She gets wetter than Seattle Her lakes deep enough to drown me Every man needs a Diane I bit her bottom lip She pulled my head down Her stomach quivered
As I moved my tongue around First the outside Around the edges Below the belt now Behind the hedges Then the inside I pull her open One hand's positioned The other hand's groping A slender neckline A heaving chest Her thighs grip tighter She tears at my flesh I think that I might be in love She'll give in and She'll get on it Once she knows how bad I want it And when she starts to come around I push her up against the wall I can feel my insides tightening up I can't feel my limbs at all I ride her harder 'till she's caving in My blood pumps through my veins My heart beats against her back And then I scream out "What a shame!" Every man needs a Diane Every man can't have a Diane