[Krystal Ashe]
See Dick not tip
See Dick drink
See Dick not get drunk
Cuz Dick can't get drunk
Cuz Dick doesn't know how to tip
He is low rent dick
So low rent that he requests a DJ to play Young MC and thinks it's still cool
Says he'll tip
Says he's gonna give them a dick dollar
To dig through his records and get dust all over his fingers
Make him sneeze
Dick then goes to the dance floor
And does that straight boy dance that looks like he's stirring a big kettle of dick soup
Dick steps on Jane's foot
Dick number two wants to be a "manly dick' and he steps on Dick number ones foot
And yes, we get to kick out both "Dicks"
But there is always another Dick
And another Dick
And you can't do dick about it
But pour a drink for yourself
That you'd never pour for Dick, a "dick" or some "dick"
Cuz it's no p**y drink
And dick only wants p**y