Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom Ze-ze-ze-zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. Back in history before time began All the real cool cats had a solid plan When they dug a nervous chick they all, to a man, went Aaaaah - eee - yaaah! Ape call, doodly - ah - bah You wanna be cool man? Go ape! The almighty Joe swingin through the trees Was the king of everything that roosted in the leaves But when he saw a girl ape, a-hangin in the breeze, he went Aaaaah - eee - yaaah! Ape call, doodly - ah - bah You like to be hip boy? Go ape! A big dinosaur was a long, tall lizard He drift through the jungle like a slow blizzard But when he got a double take at a lady lizard, he did Aaaaah - eee - yaaah! Ape call, doodly - ah - bah You wanna be sharp cat? Go ape A pterodactyl was a flyin fool Just a... - I thought I'd break In and tell you what a pterodactyl was. Well, it was sort of a stork
Lookin bat with sharp teeth that cruised around lookin for... Say, we Haven't changed a bit, have we cats? A pterodactyl was a flyin fool Just a breeze flappin daddy of the old school But a mama dactyl could sure make him drool Aaaaah - eee - yaaah! Ape call, doodly - ah - bah Don't be square Joe. Go ape! Now old papa tiger was the boss of the Nile Just a sport model cat with a solid style He was old King Cool til a girl tiger smiled Aaaaah - eee - yaaah! Ape call, doodly - ah - bah Bees warts daddio, go ape! Adam was the first boy in the land A big malaroony daddy with an iron hand But when little Eva said, Hiya Man Aaaaah - eee - yaaah! Ape call, doodly - ah - bah Don't be a cube, rube. Go ape! So remember to ape! Call today... Yeah! Aaaaah - eee - yaaah!