Met a girl at the movies
She was so beautiful
She was the one for me
So I asked her if I could call her at home
She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn"
So I followed her into the theater
And found a seat that was right behind her
Smelled her hair, smelled her sweater
then I touched myself
Feeling bad about myself again
Feeling bad oh yeah
Feeling bad about myself again today
At the school, at the rock show
At the rollercade, everywhere I go
People are smiling
It's always been the same
They're wearin' groovy clothes
Check me out I'm lame
Paid for a membership down at the local gym
Tired of getting dumped, let's get really pumped
Thought I'd look like Henry Rollins
But I still look like Phil Collins
Feeling bad about myself again
Feeling bad oh yeah
Feeling bad about myself again today
oh yeah
We were in Disneyland
We were up on the Matterhorn
You were sitting between my legs
Your bu*tocks were soft and warm
You reached around
And together we made love
But that was just a dream.
Just a dream.
Just a crazy dream.
OOH!
Feeling bad about myself again
Feeling bad oh yeah
Feeling bad about myself again today Oh yeah!
Feeling bad about myself again
First to be the last one picked first
I'm feeling bad today
Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah!