"Nyeh!"
"It's Doctor Hydrolarg! Someone save us!"
"Fear not citizen - Modular Man is here!"
"It's Modular Man! Wooo~!"
A wave of sound rips through space as Modular Man arrives
He floats down to touch the ground his glowing armour shines
The Doc resplendent in hat and stache, his ba*tardness apparent
The battle that was to occur, was brought to you by Chris Tarrant!
Crashing thunder, Blinding Lights
Modular Man and Doctor fight
Who will win? No-one's sure
Battling beyond the law!
Filtered sound, Wooshing spray
Doctor shoots his dickhead ray
Can Modular Man ever survive
When the Doctor's blokes arrive?
"What's that in the sky!?"
"It's a penis!"
"Oh wait, no it's just Modular Man."
Hydrolarg draws forth his cane, strikes it on the ground and says
"Modular Man! Your day has arrived, nothing can stop me can you survive?"
"Hydrolarg, your day has come! I have the power of Thunderbolt Fists
You cannot stop? You cannot win. Your foul deeds will cease and desist!"
Crashing thunder, blinding lights
Modular Man and Doctor fight
Who'll be victor? Both contend
50/50 or phone a friend?
A blasting beat, a crash of steel
A thumping sound, a raking squeal!
Can our hero hope to survive?
The doctors's powers over time?
"Terrible Customer Service Attack!"
"Frequency Shift Blast!"
"Nyah, Fruit Loops Preset Punch!
Super Evil Dickhead Ray!!"
"No... I have to fight back. I have to use my Thunderbolt Fists!"
Crashing thunder, blinding lights
Modular Man displays his might
A loud crash, a Thunderbolt Fist
Hydrolarg fades into the mist
His dickhead powers fade and subside
He swiftly loses his grip on time
Modular man reigns supreme
Foiled the Doctors nasty scheme
"You may have won this time, but I'll get you Modular Bloke!
If it's the last thing I dooooooooo~"