"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be someone that enjoys Carpetsh~!"
Something was missing from my house on the floor
I got a man to inspect my house
He said I dont have any Carpet
So I went to my local newsagents
But they dont sell any Carpet
So I went on the Internet!
And purchased some lovely Carpet!
Woooooooah, I've been living in a world without Carpet!
Oh, I~ have been living in a world without a Carpet
You put a car on your pit
And a pit on your knee
And an armpit on your car
And it makes a Carpet!
Woooooooah, I've been living in a world without Carpet!
Now that I have this Carpet my floor is soft
Now that I have this Carpet I don't need a loft
Darth Vader died 'cos there was no
Carpet on the d**h Star!
But he would have survived if there was
Carpet on the d**h Star!
Woooooooah, I've been living in a world without Carpet!
Oh, I~ have been living in a world without a Carpet
You put a car on your pit
And a pit on your knee
And an armpit on your car
And it makes a Carpet!
Woooooooah, I've been living in a world without Carpet!
"Then one day it was night
And I was walking around at night
And I tripped over a laminate floorboard and died!
And went to heaven!"
Woooooooah, I've been living in a world without Carpet!
Oh, I~ have been living in a world without Carpet
You put a car on your pit
And a pit on your knee
And an armpit on your car
And it makes a Carpet!
Woooooooah, I've been living in a world without Carpet!