"The Ninja Empire!"
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65 million years ago
It was the Dinosaur's time to go!
So the Technosaurus donned his 3d gla**es
And time travelled to the nineties to go kick some arses!
He went to a Rick Astley gig
Whilst wearing a Multicoloured techno wig
He shot a laserbeam from the sky
Towards Rick, Why oh Why?
He stole Rick Astley's WTF-12
And from his remains he built a shelf
He lunged torward the stage and took up the Mic
And began to bust some moves that were out of sight!
A wave of pure awesome swept the land
And on the stage appeared his Dinosaur band
They began to play their pre-historic song
About box kites flying in Hong kong
To the top of the charts they did fly
Making all of the young ladies cry
Their ma**ive tunes moved the dance floor
The crowd they cheered and cheered for...
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"Only the complete Golden Ninja Warrior can give us supreme power."
"There's only one person who has our Ninja stars!"
"You mean Yamato?"
Technosaurus Rex was the king of the scene
The best anyone had ever seen
When they played their prehistoric songs
Everyone began to sing along!
At the top of the charts they remained
Shredding melodies that were nigh on insane
Their ma**ive tunes were played everywhere
There was just nobody else who could compare to...
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"Your technique is still very good."
"And so is yours."
"You must stop your master from annoying Tamashii's sister."
"If you stop yours first. You want the Golden Ninja Warrior all for yourself!"
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