Violence It can sell a record or two and sos the way that it goes
Sexy It does wonders for your video, the fashion statement thats always in vogue
Money Its the stuff that makes the world go round
Rollin with the pig til theyre filthy, stinkin rich!
Cindy Paula, Janet, Sheena, Vanessa, Whitney, Cher, Madonna
Strutting cross the screen like some heat crazed @#*$%! (Ah!)
Ive heard it all, so many times, Im goin out of my head!
Hug me! Squeeze me! Hit me! Hurt me! But did ya hear what she really said?!
(Chorus)
Buy my record! Buy my record!
Buy my record! Buy my record!
The room eliminates with Reverend Ichobod Slick, leading his faithful on, in song
He can do no wrong by Sister Mary Dirtytrick, she be the one what bang the gong!
And the organs Mr. Jeremiah True. Whats true of him is true of me and you
Lost his record deal standing for the truth!
Thats when Slick delivered him! (Proof his faith was just too slim.)
Ive heard it all, so many times, Im going out of my head!
Would you like to function in the unction? But did you hear what he really said?!
(Chorus)
Buy my record! Buy my record!
Buy my record! Buy my record!