I had a mission I had a goal Wanted to get rid of this foul betraying soul Someone suggested to try a voodoo doll But that ain't something you go get a the mall No, I had to go for the real deal Something beyond crystal balls and coffee beans I had to find a person with the right sk** I took the weekend off and went to New Orleans I arrived I shopped around Ate too much Gumbo till I finally found This scary little shop, creepy as hell A voodoo-woman gnarly as f**
Sold me the spell She told me to use it on a certain date I was distracted by her dog lucy biting my jeans The magic would backfire if I didn't wait And I was on my way out of New Orleans Graveyard dirt and a rusty nail Chicken feet and virgin blood Take the grease from a snail mix with Transylvanian mud Now spice it up with Spanish flies To make sure he suffers Before he dies Add curse water by druids at Stonehenge And I guarantee u sweet revenge