B, for bad I'm obnoxious, as in, a s**ist creep
E, for egomaniac, when I feel tired and I just want to sleep
A, for airhead
S, for s**er, you wish, you never had been born
T, stands for terrible, when I'm watching football or downloading p**n
BEAST!
Blame god, he is the creator
Leave me alone stop being such a drag
Play game stop being a hater
Nag, nag, nag, nag
Please tell me why o why
You call me a beast when I'm just being a guy
I'm doing the best I can
Yet you call me a beast when I'm just being a man
B, for Brat I'm pestiferous when I'm teasing and annoying as hell
E, for evil and malodorous, as a pig, when my feet smell
A, for awful
S, for sleezebag, when we don't agree
T, stands for tripping out
Just because I forgot our anniversary
BEAST!
B, for bully I'm tedious, I'm never romantic enough
E, for enamored and tenacious, and pretending to be o so tough
A, for a**hole
S, for Slacker, when I forget it's my turn to clean
T, stands for tosser, when I'm acting like a stupid teen
BEAST!