[ALL] Commentary Commentary Fasten your seatbelts – It's a commentary Everyone loves these “Making-ofs” The story behind the scenes The way that we got that one cool shot And what it all means We'll talk about the writing We'll probably say “It's great!” And the acting — So exciting Except for Nate [NATHAN] I phoned it in [ALL] Commentary Commentary Set course for wonder – It's a commentary [CAST] Bring back the cast, we'll have a blast Discussing the days of yore Moments like these sell DVDs [WRITERS] We need to sell more We've only sold four
[JED] We'll tell you which jokes were Joss' [ZACK] Maurissa's [MAURISSA] Or Jed's [JOSS] Or Zack's [WRITERS] We won't have those awkward pauses… [NEIL/MAURISSA] And you'll be dazed by the haze of blazing praise Arrays of ways to rephrase: “Those were the days” [NEIL] Laid on so thick it'll make you sick That's the trick to all these Commentaries [ALL] Commentary Here comes the insight It's a film-maker's journey It's a road to adventure It's a burst of fruit flavor It's a most uncommon commentary… Commentary!