[Chorus 1]
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode
Is nothing but dismay
So look away
Look away look away
[Verse]
The lumbermill is where
The Baudelaires are forced to work
The eye doctor is sinister
The owner is a jerk
They end up in a fiendish plot
With logs and hypnotism
The very thought of watching
Should be met with skepticism
[Chorus 2]
Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, “should I watch?”
And they will say, “look away”
Look away look away
[Outro]
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away