In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel
Not too different from you or me
He worked at Gizmonic Institute
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
He did a good job cleaning up the place
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space
We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find (La-la-la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind (La-la-la)
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
Where movies begin or end (La-la-la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends
Robot roll call
Cambot (Cambot)
Gypsy (Hi, girl)
Tom Servo (Tom Servo)
Croooow (What a cool guy)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (La-la-la)
Then repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000
(Instrumental)
We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find (La-la-la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind (La-la-la)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (La-la-la)
Then repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000