I've got a week away booked in And soon I will return from it I've had a good time looking forwards And I'll have fun looking back on it I'll take a lot (a lot!) of photos To prove we had the best of it I'm only living in the present now About a week a year All I need is a long weekend Until I get back to it I'll sit at my desk with my tan lines showing Like a cooked pig in sh** I've been working very hard to earn A little rest from working very hard The only days of note in the whole year It's like rehab for proletariats If only everybody had the chance to Work themselves to d**h like me So they could never be content And never be entirely free All I need is a long weekend Until I get back to it I'll sit at my desk with my tan lines showing
Like a cooked pig in sh** A few days a year I'm not Bill from shipping Or Julie from accounts But an avant-garde independent Whose vocation is to slouch All I need is a long weekend Until I get back to it I'll sit at my desk with my tan lines showing Like a cooked pig in sh** A few days a year I'm not Bill from shipping I'm not Julie from accounts But an avant-garde independent Whose vocation is to slouch I got a week away booked in and soon I will be back from it I had a good time looking forwards and I'll have fun looking back on it I got a f**ing boring life, I need a f**ing boring break from it I'm living in the present never, hardly ever (Then the world around me fell Or I fell away from the world)