Jaws the shark lurking in the dark
Of the depths of sea, one day on a lark
Decides to get rowdy, get real violent
Takes a vay-cay up to Amity island
Sunshine lotion fun in sun
Blood in the ocean, everybody run
Cause it's crazy how few f**s this shark gives
He'll eat naked ladies He'll eat little kids, Oh, no
But the one thing keeping the commmunity safe
Is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss
Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come
He just wants everyone to be his chum, get it, get it?
The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die
He doesn't want to spoil The Fourth of July
He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for swim."
But holy sh** here comes that fin
Singin' Jaws is here
Here is Jaws
He is a shark without a cause
He was in a movie you should watch it it's called Jaws
Jaws is here
Here is Jaws
He is a shark who fights the law
He was in a movie that everyone saw
Long story short, the beach gets closed
The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah this blows."
Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head
But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead
It was jaws' little brother Now he's pissed
The mayor just shot to the top of his list
He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night
And he eats that f**er in a single bite, golly
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-scuba-de-do-do-doop-a-do-doo
Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge
He knows the real k**er is still at large
So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision
They're going on a mission they're gonna go fishin'...for jaws
A man named Quint lets them use his boat
On the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat
Cause he was a sailor back in World War II
And Jaws ate his entire crew
Whoa Jaws is here
Here is Jaws
He is a shark without a cause
He was in a movie, a movie called Jaws!
Jaws is here (Ah-ah-ah)
Here is Jaws (Ah-ah-ah) (Oh-oh)
He is a shark who fights the law
He was in a movie that everyone saw
They're out on the sea they wait all night
Where could jaws be? He's no where in sight
Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage
And Jaws shows up in a full on rage
He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder
While Dreyfuss's makes his wetsuit wetter
He hides behind a rock like cowardly prick
And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick
Brody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat"
So they go home and get a bigger boat
The biggest boat that's ever sailed
Gonna kick Jaws' a** or I guess his tail, yeah, his tail
But oh my sh** Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit
Right in half like a Kit-Kat bar
Up in the sky there's a shooting star
That's Quint up in heaven, he's a star now
Brody's angry he's all like, "f** it"
He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket
Jaws' last words are, "Woah, respect"
Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect
Yeah, Jaws is dead
Long live Jaws
He was a shark without a cause
He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws
Jaws is dead (Ah-ah-ah)
Long live Jaws (Ah-ah-ah)
He was a shark who fought the law
He was in a movie that everyone saw
He was in a movie that everyone saw
He was in a movie that everyone saw
Jaws is dead (Ah-ah-ah)
Long live Jaws (Ah-ah-ah)
He was a shark without a cause
He was in a movie, called Jaws
Jaws is dead
At the academy awards
Long live jaws
He was robbed
He was a shark without a cause
Sharks exist in real life, woah
He was in a movie that everyone saw
Jaws is dead (Ah-ah-ah)
Long live Jaws