I see you training 'round town with the girl I love And I'm like muk you I guess the poké in my pocket wasen't enough And I'm like muk you and golduck her too Said if I used fissure, I'd be the winner But that move don't hit (that move don't hit) And I got this empty Pokédex, but I wish you the best With a muk you I said I'm sorry I don't got a Jirachi But I could've made your wish come true Well, he's a Zapdos, and I'm more a Pidgy But I'd fly around the world for you And I pity the fool that tries to catches you now (She wants your Gold Nugget Thought you should now, Diglitt) No, I can't escape from you now Uh, I really hate your gra** right now I see you training 'round town with the girl I love And I'm like muk you I guess the poké in my pocket wasen't enough And I'm like muk you and golduck her too Said if I used fissure, I'd be the winner But that move don't hit (that move don't hit) And I got this empty Pokédex, but I wish you the best With a muk you Now I know that I'm not a Machoke But you think I'm just some Pignite And when you see me, you see a Slowbro You could've been my Jynx and I could've been your Mr. Mime
And I pity the fool that tries to catches you now (She wants your Gold Nugget Thought you should now, Diglitt) No, I can't escape from you now Now go and tell your little Blue or Gary or whatever his name is I see you training 'round town with the girl I love And I'm like muk you I guess the poké in my pocket wasen't enough And I'm like muk you and golduck her too Said if I used fissure, I'd be the winner But that move don't hit (that move don't hit) And I got this empty Pokédex, but I wish you the best With a muk you Now baby, baby, baby, why you wanna paralyze me so bad She'd go lurking through my wallet now it's empty and that Ho-Oh's me cash, yeah And I'm like why, why, why Ladyba I love you, I Luvdisc you I see you training 'round town with the girl I love And I'm like muk you I guess the poké in my pocket wasen't enough And I'm like muk you and golduck her too Said if I used fissure, I'd be the winner But that move don't hit (that move don't hit) And I got this empty Pokédex, but I wish you the best With a muk you