Milwaukee man Led a fairly decent life Made a fairly decent living Had a fairly decent wife She k**ed him Ah... sushi knife Now they're shopping for a fairly decent afterlife The werewolf is coming The fact is Most obits are mixed reviews Life is a lottery a lot of people lose And the winners, the grinners With money colored eyes Eat all the nuggets Then order extra fries The werewolf is coming, ya know? The werewolf's coming The werewolf is coming Yes, the werewolf is coming, Joe Still, the werewolf is coming Yeah, the werewolf is coming I'm not complaining Just the opposite, my friend I know it's raining, but we're coming to the end Of the rainbow The lion and the spying are through
Oh, you don't know me? Okay, I don't know you, too I hear a howl and prowlin' on the hill The werewolf's coming, Bill The werewolf's coming and The werewolf's coming The werewolf is coming, Joe The werewolf's coming The werewolf's coming, ya know The werewolf's coming and The werewolf's coming The werewolf is coming, Joe The doorbell's ringing Could be the elves But it's probably the werewolf It's quarterly twelve It's midnight And the wolf bites It's a full moon She really got the appetite I hear a howl and prowlin' on the hill The werewolf's coming, Bill The werewolf's coming and The werewolf's coming The werewolf is coming, Joe The werewolf's coming The werewolf's coming, ya know