HOSS HOSS HOSS
I'm the Denver family, even when I'm by myself
I'm Total Shutdown, even when I'm by myself
I am the Forest, even when I'm by myself
I am Legion, even when I'm by myself
Let the guettine fall, let the trumpet play
My neck will break the blade, and I will walk away
The king will cry, the crowd will sigh and a path will clear
I will return in one year with my army of deer
The castle will be burned, a lesson will be learned
Respect is not given, no, it must be earned
While demons get their sustenance from screams and fear
I'm eating dragon hearts and drinking unicorn tears
I run with stampedes and my pace is steady
When the demons come for me I will be ready
Demon: Let me out!
Ash Williams: Swallow this
If you find a forest through the wardrobe, don't trust the trees
'Cus some are spies for the witch and they speak through the breeze
Don't drop to your knees when the lion arrives
Steady your beating heart and hold your head up high
Sit and smile watching cats catch and k** little sparrows
My wrists are ripped apart from my bow and arrow
The cave is narrow up ahead remember what the shaman said
About the curse and taking treasure that will leave us all dead
Not worried, to run into the king and queen of cobras
I have a pet mongoose and he rides on my shoulders
My mouth's a cannon with a sword as a bayonet
Armageddon has been in effect, step
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Armageddon
Has been in effect go get a late pa**
Step, step, step, step
This time around the revolution will not be televised
The first time I saw a ghost it scared me out of my skin
A ma** of muscle and organs were falling off my skeleton
I've never been to a dinner where they served ghoul's gruel
Nor have I drank a cup of steaming goblin' s drool
Never tasted witch meat, never ate troll feet
I stick with Twix and ice cream, yes I do love sweets
I have an open mind, but keep your weirdo movies to yourself
I like Karate Kid, Pink Panther, Evil Dead and Elf
I got a smile at the ready and I hand 'em out free
And stop thieves in the street with canned food like Dundee
Try to be a bit better than I was before and then my highlight open the door
I hate on a first date hearing emotional gore
I don't care about the knucklehead she dated before
I don't care about their jobs I don't care about their cars
I sympathize, but it's too early for emotional scars
Chocolate milk by the bottle, awfully fond of Colorado
When a pirate's on my tail I drop the hammer on the throttle
Wear a helmet on my head and my skin is chain-mail
Sharks are shook my voice booms like a k**er whale
Dug a cave in the woods to hide everything I own
Wear the skin of a bear, now the forest's my home
Sleep and eat all alone, call my dad on the phone
I miss him every single day sometimes I hate being grown
Every year my hair grows a little thinner on top
But shoulder's have thickened up so punches help foes drop
The clip-clop of my horse is a misleading sound
'Cus he walks on the air, his hooves never touch the ground
The hairs on my beard are sharp like thorns on roses
I run quickly over hurdles just like Edwin Moses
My nose is a couple inches above my chin
I like the nose on the kid from Midnight's Children
I like the girl who's so pretty that they cut her face
When I was six I sprayed myself with my mother's mace
I don't remember the taste, but I remember the sting
No photographic memory but I recall most things
But when my brother sings, it doesn't happen a lot
A warrior with a voice - who would have thought?
Loved to sing in church that's where I got my start
My grandma knew every single church hymn by heart
I'd hold the book in a way that she and I could see
She'd look ahead and sing and pray and ask for God's mercy
Never forget the way she helped my mom, my brother and me
Can't articulate the amount of love I have for my family
It hurts me sometimes I think about the fallen family and friends
I hope when I die I see them all again
Truly one-of-a-kind, some of the nicest people that you'd ever find
And mean as hell at the same time