We're off on a wild goose chase We will be no stranger to danger the squadron will show no fear We're off and no matter where we roam Although the mind boggles this gaggle in goggles Is sure to find your home Runway's clear Prepare for takeoff dear We must Play our Part Hark at him I fear his cabin lights are rather dim Chocks away Our air display Must start We're off on a wild goose chase And our simple mission position the whereabouts of your farm We're off and unless we're blown into kingdom come We won't be back until we've found your mum But we don't even know where his farm is, Dear, how are we going to plan the route? Don't worry dear I'll navigate! That's what I was afraid of We're off on a wild goose chase It's a flightless task but we ask Who could do it as well as we We're off, need to solve this problem's cracks For what could be grander Than having a gander For AWOL missing ducks Hello ducky! I thought I lost you! Stand back or I'll peck! Ooh, be still my quaking legs, I'm going to be goosed! What are you doing here? Your mother sent me to fetch you- special envoy Listen here, I am in command around here, And I have taken personal charge of the duckling's Safe return to his mother Well I wouldn't try flying at the moment, Haven't you heard the guns? We will commence maneuvers as soon as the shooting party is over Well, maybe I could be of a**istance. I'll go over to the shoot, And let you know when there packing up for the day Very well, but no funny business, I know several ways to skin your type It's like taking candy from a baby We're off on a wild goose chase You may think it odd That a squad Such as ours Can perform this run We're off, And we'll prove that's not the case Avoiding the ack,ack
We'll search for this quack, quack And then return to base We're about to face the most perilous mission to date. I need hardly to tell you of the risks involved, Or of the ultimate Price we may have to pay. as we fly on to glory, I want you to know how very proud I am of this squad. Keep a stiff upper beak men, and remember out motto. "siempre victorium non patte dufoi gra" Good afternoon ladies and gentelmen, my name is , And I am your senior flight attendant, And on behalf of captain , I would like to welcome you to this afternoon's flight From a boggy marshland to some...far flung farm. we will be Cruising at an altitude of several feet And flying in a rather attractive v-formation. In the unlikely event of an emergency landing, We ask that you observe the safety procedures we've been through so many, Many times before. We hope that you have a pleasant journey, And thank you for choosing "goose air- the fluffy skies" We're off to ensure this duckling is not so glum, We won't be back until we've found your- The coast is clear- they're putting away their guns! Are you sure? On one of my lives Alright men, final check. oh, and here's the 's parachute F-f-for me? You don't think I was going to leave you here with the duckling so you? Oh no, puss, you're coming with us! Oh litter! Our wings are spread So don't delay Our excess bags are stowed away It's time To fly We're off on a wild goose chase With a happy ending impending If we can love his nest They're off to try and find the farm And when they find the farm they'll find my mum And then she'll be there forever every day We're off cheerio, goodbye, toodlepip old chum, We won't be back until (we won't be back until (wont be back)) We won't be back until we've found (found (found)) Your mum!