I guess I've got a heart meant For fooling around with chicks Because in that love department I know all the ladies tricks Now I ran across a girl one day She was as sharp as a girl could be And I wasn't surprised to hear her say That she really went for me She said I was The Best Man Whoever knocked on her door She said I was the best man The fella she'd waited for She said I was the best man
At dancing and nobody can deny That when it came to romancing I was the a+ number 1 guy But then she met I best friend And knocked him right off his pins But still I wasn't worried Cause the best man always wins The way it all turned out There was no doubt That I was best man in the end Yes I was the best man When she married my best friend