Surprise love, the first day that I found you
I knew you had something more than other girls
Surprise love, there's a hole inside of me
And you filled it up with such a special gift
Surprise love, there's a strong feeling between us
I can sense it pushing hard through my body
Surprise love, I still feel your warm embrace
If I turn around and leave you right behind me
You know that love is a big deal
And leaves inside wounds that you can't heal
Think about love, forget the rest
And nevermind those black hairs on her breast
And never fear huge bulge emerging, right under her belt...
'Cause it's Surprise Love!
Surprise love, everyday you let me see
A side of you I've never seen before
Surprise love, everytime you come to me
You enter in my home from the backdoor
Surprise love, I'm the king and you're my queen
But the scepter's in your hand and not in mine
Surprise load, is what I found between your legs
A bald chicken, a black nest, with two big eggs...
You know that love is a big deal
And leaves inside wounds that you can't heal
Think about love, forget the rest
And nevermind those black hairs on her breast
And nevermind the chicken in his nest
And never fear huge bulge emerging, right under her belt...
'Cause it's Surprise Love!
A missile's gonna strike you
A torpedo's comin' near to sink you down
An arrow embedded in your heart
And a big flesh rod implanted in your a**...
So don't be afraid!
Surprise load, is what I found between your legs
A bald chicken, a black nest, with two big eggs...
You know a car needs gasoline
And in the same way love needs vaseline
Think about love, forget the rest
And nevermind those black hairs on her breast
And nevermind the chicken in his nest
And never fear huge bulge emerging, right under her belt...
'Cause it's Surprise Love!