When you're away Things never ever are quite the same Nothing is cool, everything is lame It leaves me with a bitter taste There is piss in my Weetbix There's ear wax all over the Jatz The smeg in my lager's a shame As is the sh** in my champagne It's been too long since you've been gone And now it seems that everything's wrong
I'm hearing truths in the lyrics of Elton John There is piss in my Weetbix There's ear wax all over the Jatz The smeg in my lager's a shame As is the sh** in my champagne Piss, Weetbix Ear wax, all over the Jatz Lager, a shame As is the sh** in my champagne...