[Intro: Nalyd Ecitsuj]
Here we are it's another day at school and yeah my name is Dylan Justice
But you may know me as Nalyd Ecitsuj
It's kinda weird it is just my name flipped backwards there really is no deep meaningful meaning behind it
And hear I am walking in the dreaded halls of Magna Vista High School
Fun fact the least favorite high school I have attended
It's weird because I do have friends here but the friends I do have are the kinda friends that you are only cool and laugh around and joke aroundwith for ninety minutes and as soon as those ninety minutes are up you're pretty much nobody's again
And then there is Brittany
We have this relationship where we know we kinda liked each other at one point in time
But, now were just silent about it
It's kinda been on and off like that for about two years
But we've always been best friends
There is Roy behind us
I am sure he is idolly listening in trying to figure out if we are talking about him or not
Even though in reality we're probably not
I'm just this loner guy that no one knows is a rapper
I'm sure if they actually knew I was a rapper they would treat with a little more respect and I wouldn't just be the "gay guy" walking around
And oh yeah there is Tyrico he probably has no idea that I opened my newest mixtape with one of "his" tracks
This one with Carver to the Knob references
You'd think if you had something tattooed on your hand you would give a sh** if somebody wrote a song involving it
I don't know but hey there goes Debbie in her cart
She goes really fast
I don't know
I'm just another dude making raps
I know i am not going to make it
It's pretty much a joke at this point
I mean five mixtapes and no one even knows my name yet
Yeah it's for fun now...can't wait til' lunch time
[Verse 1]
Welcome to the Knob, I'd like to introduce myself it's Nalyd Ecitsuj
Remember the name, because it's going to slowly eat at you like cancer
Alright Carver to the Knob
We tired of the mindless banter
Endless questions and missing answers
I'm so nuts when i'm pissing I spew cashew planters
Not a human being, Are we rappers or are we dancers
Just ask Lanza, Alternative post apocalyptic
Nozzilin' my chloroseptic, yet still got some left in the tank
Talkin' bout the sh** in the septic
Lyrical propane to Hank I turn skeptics to epileptics they squirm and they twitch
I hate kids, just the sight of them make my s**m itch
Finna burn you to a crisp as you crumble into a pit
Don't rebu*tle you better shut up and sit because tonite you sleep with the worms in the ditch
You little snitch, I'm presidential of this sh** and I ain't even reached a 2nd term in this b**h
I ain't rich but I never glitch, Used to be hated by abercrombie and fitch but now they care all of the sudden, things switched
Pre-mediated niche when I fix this with a pen and needle when I double stitch
Like it's a balla' yarn, When I drop the bomb it blows up and you got fooled by the supposited flase alarms
Going H.A.M. for all ya'll piglets on the farm
Royal snitch, k**ing this chick with my infamous satan dick
Shove her in a drainage ditch, you'd be surprised it was quick in a cinch
No dirty work without a stench
Chasing dreams I need a pinch
Wake me up, came up rough from the c*nt
The day I was born the world pulled a stunt
Mother Earth regrets that day they made me use Earth as a ball to punt
Stuck on the roof, still camping outside Mikey Bowman's booth
Sweet n' Salty I'm on my Babe Ruth fightin' for eevry nail and tooth
Kanye West Virginia plus Nalyd Is God, it's gospel
I'll repent ya
Yeah,yeah,yeah okay
Lily may have found the mountain of youth
Luckily for you I ain't found a mountain to use
What Lily? Which one?
The spic from school or the announcer silly willy
I play all these hoes like it's april fools
Trampoline bouncer when I pull down my trousers and try to pronounce the emcee pouncer
Marcus Cor Von beat, Best in the World get the concept, get a grip hold on
Here I go you better keep an eye on if you know what's going on
Nalyds ball-z i'm going super saiyan
Not radio flyer ready you just fell off the wagon
You better crawl back on
C'mon you are f**in' with raps Gengis Khan
Mongolian chomper with the Napolean whomper
Broke as f** no dollar bills just a lint and a coin of copper
How many drops of eyedropper can you fit on Honest Abe
Walkin' in unseen yet leaving with the goddess babe
A goregous dame just told me I ain't no thang
I ain't finna argue but why do they call it boo
They call it boo cause it is intended to scare you
Neglected nothing changed
The day I don't take the blame is the same day I change my name back to Shane
Rap is what I came to claim
Rigorous as a chess game
It's a shame you clowns don't get the full picture, So yeah dude here's the frame
The visual, isn't it invincible
But god damn I seem invisible
To the other cliques it's miserable
Fo shizzle my nizzle
What I ain't black enough
Super Wario tough surprising enough can Super Mario eat shrooms and jump to get bigger and stuff from a mushroom puff
I can transform ya like Shia Lebeouf
Ima snap a rotator cuff and break a neck before I take a sip of Homer's duff
I was born outta mistake hm guess that was enough
Can't say how I truly feel behind this duct tape over the scruff
Never took an L but I ain't scratched the surface
Free admission to my freak show circus
Still indy but what is the purpose
Walkin' up to Kate Upton's husband with a hall pa** and Nyquil
So I can fall asleep on that a** and cop'a feel
Licenced to ill, In the backseat spitting in this f*ggots kids meal
Bringing down the house on that wicked wench
Step back my Honda's hatchbook and quick scope I shot you in the foot and you just hit the dirt b**h
There goes your new co*ktail dress and your dress shirt b**h
Now it's 1st down against the knob and you just can't convert b**h
I'm startin' to think the word b**h is losing prestige
I feel a breeze and now my shirt is stained from the blood on the leaves
From the knob to Tennessee i'm adjusting to ease
Myself into an illuminati isosceles
The formation of the beast is on the right side of my H-E-A-D
Rhymes so cold I give myself a brain freeze
Does your head still hurt, Tito Ortiz
Cross the seven seas with an angry amputee
Got directions? Google myself no longer sleeping catching Z's
Woke up naked next to a milf named Foxie in the Florida Keys
Crept out of bed with her fluffy wrapped around me 360 degrees
p**y had me left with the Parkinson's disease
Micheal J. Foxworthy with the mullet
Rapere, Harley Goins is in the kitchen cuttin' chicken cullets
Still room on the oage but my pencils dull it
So I poke it around my gullet or mandible
Used to rock socks with sandals and crush on girls in lunch eating danimals
Between were lectures from Hanible
Understandable yet I felt like a cannible with a cup of campbells soup on the go
I'm a busy man
If you couldn't do it I gurantee Nalyd could, suplex you on this pallete of wood
This little rapper that could is good
I'm underdoggin' it, The UGC toad is dead but I'm still froggin' it
Bloody stool of which I'm cloggin' it
This flow is trill there is hair of dog in it
Tobaggan mask vile and ambitious
I'm also awesome a judas, judicious
Somewhat delcious and blidn to superstitious
Aye even Stevie Cline might find this facticious
Sorry brah but in comparison I'm being blunt (don't hit this)
It's not my fault you are so fictious to my traits that are too vichious and obviously way too malicious
As for you, yeah kinda repatitious
I'm so f**ign effortless man this vibe is nutritious
So good, calorie concern
I'm gonna go get to the aerobics
Let me google search what rhymes with it, kinda sad I don't know it
But I got the magic stick hocus pocus
Lay off the green that's why your flow is so f**in' outta focus
But it's prey to predator and you know this
In this scenario I'm the wasp and your just the locust
Ha, another one bites the dust
Another opponent left to rust
Left to die
You're asking GOD why but he ain't got nothing to do with it it's our feud
And I won't quit to act a fool until I'm on the news or on the tube
f**ing it but where's the lube
You need to move rock ya hips
Ratchet lips with A-cup tits and a booty to spare
Shock pick me ain't nobody this raw on the beat that is this rare
Is it fair that I'm the definition of unintentional debonair
f** it where is my snare
Chubby little bag a** but the sk** is there
The ombience consumes the air over Carver cemetary
Obituary it's literally scary cause they spit legitimately rarely
Maybe i'm the wannabe wantin' to be Eminem and Pusha T
Damn right I'm the whack emcee
Gettin' a little too fast they trying to murder me but they just ain't hurtin' me
See, Welcome to the cypher
Hot Rods on their Scotty Piper
Canandian s*ut in the music video, I might wife her
In too deep yeah, Mekhi Phifer
This is the life a' this is the life of the kid
Yeah, this the life I live
Life for me, Ya'll disrespectin you need to learn some courtesy
Your jaw is dropping, It's dropping certainly
I say this sh** with certainty and it just occured to me that every word I say hits you liek an uppercut but verbally
I disected the ABCs to find N-A-L-Y-D E-C-I-T-S-U-J
Now this is where I stay hashtag CTDK