I hate Luigi, just wanna dance
Luigi betrayed me, just wanna dance (Oh!)
Luigi's a ba*tard, just wanna dance
I miss Luigi, just wanna dance (Shut the club down!)
f** the bullsh**, riding in my drop top
f** Luigi, left him at the bus stop
Had a talk with the boys at the pet shop
Saw him with another dude in a tank top
So pissed that he's got a new man
Take some time with the b**hes in my minivan
In the morning, eat p**y with my raisin bran
Then I hop off to work on my pension plan
Now I'm looking for a new Luigi
Big dick with a voice so sleazy
Make a s** tape, not quite PG
Conversations go so pleasant
Checking in, yeah, they call me Will's Conscience
Now I'm here to obliterate the nonsense
How could you do me like this, you were all I had
Was it my fault? Was it yours? You got me raving mad
Feelin' like trash, you know I don't deserve this
Got me trapped in an emotional abyss
Wish we were together so we could French kiss
But maybe single life could be bliss
f** Luigi